Frodo Baggins
Ebenezer Scrooge: What a Big Old Jerk!
Moby Dick Is a Big Old Whale
Detective Sherlock Holmes Is a Good Detective
Dr. John Watson Helps Sherlock Holmes
Song About Jay Gatsby
Inigo Montoya Is Out for Revenge
Hannibal Lecter, Scary Man
Count Dracula, Scary Vampire Dude!
Dr. Victor Frankenstein, Scary Scientist Man!
Huckleberry Finn Is the Quintessential American, I Think
Good Old Tom Sawyer, Yep!
Here's a Song About Scarlett O'Hara
A Pretty Good Song About Jane Eyre
Robinson Crusoe Adventure Man Yeah
Here Comes a Song About Ichabod Crane
Dolores "Lolita" Haze
Jean Valjean = Bad Criminal Thief!
Atticus Finch Tribute Song
Hester Prynne Did Bad Things
Elizabeth Bennet Song, Uh Huh!
Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy Loves Elizabeth Bennet
Lois Lane, Journalist Lady
Hermione Granger, Magic Spell Caster!
A Song About the Dude, Jeffrey Lebowski
Dorothy Gale Got a Little Doggy Named Toto
This Song Is About Tarzan, The Guy in the Jungle
Holden Caulfield, Rebel Teenage Brat
Bilbo Baggins, Uh Huh!
Captain Ahab Tribute Song
Beowulf Is so Strong and Powerful
Odysseus: What a Good Guy!
Achilles Got a Bad Heel. That's His Weak Spot.
Robin Hood = Bad Stealer and Thief
Hamlet Is a Conflicted and Tortured Soul
Ophelia Loves Hamlet
Oedipus Made Several Mistakes
James Bond Fights Bad Guys
Romeo Montague Is Romantic and Idealistic
Juliet Capulet Loves Romeo
Uncle Sam Is All-American!
Don Quixote Has Psychological Issues
Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov Is Bad Person
Miss Havisham Is a Stinky, Crazy Old Lady
Poor Josef K. Doesn't Know Why He's On Trial
Philip Marlowe Catches the Bad Guys
Madame Emma Bovary Is a Bad-Behaving Lady
Humbert Humbert, Date Girls Your Own Age, Ok?
Patrick Bateman Is a Psychotic American
A Pretty Cool Song About Vincent Vega
